Satire: Why is RadioShack still here?

The Onion, nailing it, as usual:

Even CEO Can’t Figure Out How RadioShack Still In Business


CEO Julian Day

FORT WORTH, TX—Despite having been on the job for nine months, RadioShack CEO Julian Day said Monday that he still has “no idea” how the home electronics store manages to stay open.

“There must be some sort of business model that enables this company to make money, but I’ll be damned if I know what it is,” Day said. “You wouldn’t think that people still buy enough strobe lights and extension cords to support an entire nationwide chain, but I guess they must, or I wouldn’t have this desk to sit behind all day.”

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  1. Robin Lofstrom says: June 21, 2012 at 2:05 am

    But when indeed a police scanner, cordless phones, or CBs, they’ve got answers. And inventory.